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  Bryant & May 01; Full Dark House

  ( Bryant & May - 1 )

  Christopher Fowler

  The first novel of the Bryant and May mysteries, in which the two detectives, Arthur Bryant and John May, are members of the fictional Peculiar Crimes Unit.

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  When a bomb devastates the office of London’s most unusual police unit and claims the life of Arthur Bryant, his partner John May searches for clues to the bomber’s identity. Before long he is on the trail through Blitz-ravaged London and the gothic world of the theatre.

  Christopher Fowler

  Full Dark House

  Bryant & May #1

  2003, EN

  ∨ Full Dark House ∧

  1

  OUT WITH A BANG

  It really was a hell of a blast.

  The explosion occurred at daybreak on the second Tuesday morning of September, its shock waves rippling through the beerstained streets of Mornington Crescent. It detonated car alarms, hurled house bricks across the street, blew a chimney stack forty feet into the sky, ruptured the eardrums of several tramps, denuded over two dozen pigeons, catapulted a surprised ginger tom through the window of a kebab shop and fired several roofing tiles into the forehead of the Pope, who was featured on a poster for condoms opposite the tube station.

  As the dissonance pulsed the atmosphere it fractured the city’s fragile caul of civilization, recalling another time of London bombs. Then, as now, dust and debris had speckled down through the clear cool air between the buildings, whitening the roads and drifting in the morning sunlight like dandelion seeds. For a split second, the past and the present melted together.

  It was a miracle that no one was seriously injured.

  Or so it seemed at first.

  When Detective Sergeant Janice Longbright received the phone call, her first thought was that she had overslept and missed the start of her shift. Then she remembered that she had just celebrated her retirement from the police force. Years of being woken at odd hours had taught her to focus her attention within three rings of the bedside telephone. Rubbing dreams from her head, she glanced at the clock and listened to the urgent voice in her ear. She rose from the side of her future husband, made her way quietly (as quietly as she could; she was heavy-footed and far from graceful) through the flat, dressed and drove to the offices above Mornington Crescent tube station.

  Or rather, she drove to what was left of them, because the North London Peculiar Crimes Unit had, to all intents and purposes, been obliterated. The narrow maze of rooms that had existed in the old Edwardian house above the station was gone, and in its place wavered fragments of burning lath-and-plaster alcoves. The station below was untouched, but nothing remained of the department that had been Longbright’s working home.

  She made her way between the fire engines, stepping across spitsprays from snaked hosepipes, and tried to discern the extent of the damage. It was one of those closed-in mornings that would barely bother to grow light. Grey cloud fitted as tightly over the surrounding terraces as a saucepan lid, and the rain that dampened the churning smoke obscured her view. The steel-reinforced door at the entrance to the unit had been blown out. Firemen were picking their way back down the smouldering stairs as she approached. She recognized several of the officers who were taping off the pavement and road beyond, but there was no sign of the unit’s most familiar faces.

  An ominous coolness crept into the pit of her stomach as she watched the yellow-jacketed salvage team clearing a path through the debris. She dug into the pocket of her overcoat, withdrew her mobile and speed-dialled the first of the two numbers that headed her list. Eight rings, twelve rings, no answer.

  Arthur Bryant had no voicemail system at home. Longbright had ceased encouraging him to record messages after his ‘static surge’ experiments had magnetized the staff of a British Telecom call centre in Rugby. She tried the second number. After six rings, John May’s voice told her to leave a message. She was about to reply when she heard him behind her.

  “Janice, you’re here.” May’s black coat emphasized his wide shoulders and made him appear younger than his age (he was somewhere in his eighties – no one was quite sure where). His white hair was hidden under a grey woollen hat. Streaks of charcoal smeared his face and hands, as though he was preparing to commit an act of guerrilla warfare.

  “John, I was just calling you.” Longbright was relieved to see someone she recognized. “What on earth happened?”

  The elderly detective looked shaken but uninjured, a thankfully late arrival at the blast scene. “I have absolutely no idea. The City of London Anti-terrorist Unit has already discounted political groups. There were no call signs of any sort.” He looked back at the ruined building. “I left the office at about ten last night. Arthur wanted to stay on. Arthur…” May widened his eyes at the blasted building as if seeing it for the first time. “He always says he doesn’t need to sleep.”

  “You mean he’s inside?” asked Longbright.

  “I’m afraid so.”

  “Are you sure he was still there when you left?”

  “No question about it. I rang him when I got home. He told me he was going to work right through the night. Said he wasn’t tired and wanted to clear the backlog. You know how he is after a big case, he opens a bottle of Courvoisier and keeps going until dawn. His way of celebrating. Mad at his age. There was something in his voice…”

  “What do you mean?”

  May shook his head. “I don’t know. As though he wanted to talk to me but changed his mind, that weird hesitation thing he does on the phone. Some officers in an ARV from the Holmes Road division saw him standing at the window at around four thirty. They made fun of him, just as they always do. He opened the window and told them to bugger off, threw a paperweight at them. I should have stayed with him.”

  “Then we would have lost both of you,” said Longbright. She looked up at the splintered plaster and collapsed brickwork. “I mean, he can’t still be alive.”

  “I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.”

  A tall young man in a yellow nylon jacket came over. Liberty DuCaine was third-generation Caribbean, currently attached to the unit in a forensic team with two young Indian women, the brightest students from their year. Liberty hated his name, but his brother Fraternity, who was also in the force, hated his more. Longbright raised her hand.

  “Hey, Liberty. Do they have any idea why – ”

  “An incendiary device of some kind, compact but very powerful. You can see from here how clean the blast pattern is. Very neat. It destroyed the offices but hasn’t even singed the roof of the station.” The boy’s impatience to explain his ideas resulted in a staccato manner of speech that May had trouble keeping up with. “There are some journalists sniffing around, but they won’t get anything. You OK?”

  “Arthur couldn’t have got out in time.”

  “I know that. They’ll find him, but we’re waiting for a JCB to start moving some of the rafters. They haven’t picked up anything on the sound detectors and I don’t think they will, ‘cos the place came down like a pack of cards. There’s not a lot holding these old houses in one piece, see.” Liberty looked away, embarrassed to be causing further discomfort.

  Longbright started walking towards the site, but May gently held her back. “Let me take you home, Janice,” he offered.

  She shrugged aside the proffered hand. “I’m all right, I just didn’t think it would end like this. It is the end, isn’t it?” Longbright was already sure of the answer. Arthur Bryant and John May were men fashioned by routines and habits. They had closed a case and stayed on to analyse the
results, catching up, enjoying each other’s company. It was what they always did, their way of starting afresh. Everyone knew that. John had left the building first, abandoning his insomniac partner.

  “Who’s conducting the search? They’ll have to verify – ”

  “The fire department’s first priority is to make sure it’s safe,” said Liberty. “Of course they’ll report their findings as quickly as possible. Anything I hear, you’ll know. John’s right, you should go home, there’s nothing you can do.”

  May stared up at the building, suddenly unsure of himself.

  Longbright watched the column of rusty smoke rising fast in the still grey air. She felt disconnected from the events surrounding her. It was the termination of a special partnership; their names had been inextricably linked, Bryant, May, Longbright. Now she had left and Bryant was gone, leaving May alone. She had spent so much time in their company that the detectives were more familiar than her closest relatives, like friendly monochrome faces in old films. They had been, and would always be, her family.

  Longbright realized she was crying even before she registered the shout, as though time had folded back on itself. A fireman was calling from the blackened apex of the building. She couldn’t hear what he was saying, would not allow herself to hear it. As she ran towards the ruins with the fire officers at her heels, the familiar codes started passing through the rescue group.

  A single body, an elderly white male, had been located in the wreckage. For Arthur Bryant and John May, an unorthodox alliance had come to a violent end. They were her colleagues, her mentors, her closest friends. She would not allow herself to believe that Bryant was dead.

  An immolation had joined the end to the beginning, past and present blown together. John May had always sensed that a routine demise would not be enough for his partner. They had just closed a sad, cruel case, their last together. There were no more outstanding enemies. Bryant had finally started thinking about retirement as the unit headed for a period of radical change, sanctioned by new Home Office policies. He and May had been discussing them only the Friday before, during their customary evening walk to the river. May thought back to their conversation, trying to recall whether they had spoken of anything unusual. They had strolled to Waterloo Bridge at sunset, arguing, joking, at ease in each other’s company.

  John and Arthur, inseparable, locked together by proximity to death, improbable friends for life.

  ∨ Full Dark House ∧

  2

  CRIMINAL PAST

  “You mean to tell me that amateurs are being invited to solve murders?” asked Arthur Bryant with some surprise. “Have a pear drop.”

  “Is that all you’ve got?” May rattled the paper bag disappointedly. “They kill my mouth. A study published by the Scarman Centre had apparently found that trained investigators are no better than nonprofessionals at telling whether a suspected criminal is lying.” The centre was a leading crime-research institute based at Leicester University. Politicians took its findings very seriously.

  “Surely the Home Office and the Association of Chief Police Officers won’t endorse the scheme?” Bryant squinted into the bag. “I thought there was some Winter Mixture left.”

  “I don’t know where you get those sweets. I’m sure they don’t make them any more. HO’s already endorsed the plan. They reckon any respected person with common sense and an analytical mind can be recruited. Civilians are going to be given unlimited access to evidence and records. I thought you’d be pleased. You suggested the same thing years ago.”

  “Well, the general public have a distinct advantage over us.” Plastic carrier bags floated around the traffic lights at the end of the Strand like predatory jellyfish. The hum of traffic around them was like the drone of bombers. The air was acrid with exhausts. Bryant leaned on his walking stick to catch his breath. The stick was a sore point; May had bought it for his partner’s birthday the previous year, but Bryant had been horrified by the suggestion that he was facing mobility difficulties. It had remained in his conservatory for several months, where it had supported a diseased nasturtium, but now the elderly detective found himself discreetly using it. “Civilians aren’t limited by knowledge of the law. I’ve been employing members of the public ever since the unit opened in nineteen thirty-nine.”

  “Looks like HO has finally come around to your way of thinking,” May remarked. “They’ve got a new police liaison officer there, Sam Biddle.”

  “No relation?”

  “His grandson, I believe.”

  “How odd. I was thinking about old Sidney Biddle only the other day. So sensible, solid and efficient. I wonder why we all hated him? Do you remember, I once tricked him into shaving his head by telling him that German bomber pilots could spot ginger people in the blackout. I was terrible in those days.”

  “The grandson is forwarding candidates to us. We could do with more recruits like DuCaine. It’ll be a fresh start for the unit. I rang you last night to discuss the matter, but your mobile was switched off.”

  “I think it broke when I dropped it. Now it keeps picking up old radio programmes. Is that possible? Anyway, there’s no point in having it turned on when I’m playing at the Freemason’s Arms.” They stepped through the scuffed gloom of the buildings hemming Waterloo Bridge. “I once took a call while I was going through the Gates of Hell, hit one of the pit-stickers and nearly broke his leg. The cheeses weigh about twelve pounds.”

  “Am I supposed to have any idea what you’re talking about?”

  May asked.

  “Skittles,” the detective explained. “I’m on the team. We play in the basement of a pub in Hampstead. The discus is called a cheese.”

  “Playing children’s games with a bunch of horrible old drunks isn’t my idea of fun.” He tended to forget that he was only three years younger than his partner.

  “There aren’t many players left,” Bryant complained.

  “I’m not surprised,” replied May. “Can’t you do something more productive with your evenings? I thought you were going to tackle your memoirs.”

  “Oh, I’ve made a healthy start on the book.” Bryant paused at the centre of the bridge to regain his wind. The pale stone balustrades were dusted with orange shadows in the dying sunlight. Even here the air was musty with vans. There was a time when the stale damp of the river permeated one’s clothes. Now the smell only persisted at the shoreline and beneath the bridges. “They say there are fish in the river again. I heard another human torso was washed up by Blackfriars Bridge, but there was nothing about salmon. I’m looking up old contacts. It’s rather fun, you should try it. Go round and see that granddaughter of yours, get her out of the house.”

  “April had a breakdown. She can’t bear crowds, can’t relax. The city gets her down.”

  “You have to make the best of things, fight back, that’s what Londoners are supposed to be good at. You really should go and see her, encourage her to develop some outside interests.” Bryant looked for his pipe but only managed to find the stem. “I wonder what I’ve done with the rest of this,” he muttered. “I’ve just finished writing up our first case. Did I tell you I went back to the Palace to look over the files? They were still where I’d left them in the archive room, under tons of old photographs. The place is exactly as I remember it.”

  “Surely not,” exclaimed May, amazed.

  “Oh, theatres don’t change as fast as other buildings.”

  “I thought some of the finest halls were destroyed in the sixties.”

  “Indeed they were, music halls mostly, but the remaining sites are listed. I watched as they put a wrecking ball through the Deptford Hippodrome.”

  “How many other files have you got tucked away?”

  “You’d be surprised. That business with the tontine and the Bengal tiger, all documented. The runic curses that brought London to a standstill. The corpse covered in butterflies. I’ve got all our best cases, and a register of every useful fringe group in the capital
.”

  “You should upgrade your database. You’ve still got members of the Camden Town Coven listed as reliable contacts. And do I need to mention the Leicester Square Vampire?”

  “Anyone can make a mistake,” said Bryant. “Look at that, a touch of old Shanghai in London.” He pointed as a fleet of bright yellow tricycles pedalled past, dragging bored-looking tourists around the sights. “Do you want to buy me a cup of tea at Somerset House?”

  “It’s your turn to pay.”

  “I didn’t think you’d remember.” Bryant squinted at the fading sun that was slipping behind the roof of the Savoy, as pale as a supermarket egg. “Not only were the files on the Palace Phantom still in the archives, but I discovered something interesting about our murderer. I’ve often thought of him over the years, poor old bugger.” Ahead, the Embankment was picked out in neon, fierce reds and blues, part of a Thamesside festival. It looked like a child’s drawing of the river finished in crayons.

  “What did you find out?”

  “I was thinking of paying a visit to the Wetherby tomorrow morning,” Bryant announced, not quite answering the question.

  The Wetherby was a sister clinic to the Maudsley on Southwark’s Denmark Hill, and housed a number of patients suffering from senile dementia.

  “Are you finally going to have yourself checked over? I’d love to join you, but I’m having lunch with an attractive lady, and nothing you say will persuade me to do otherwise.”

  Bryant made a face. “Please don’t tell me that you’re entertaining the notion of relations.”

  “I have every hope.”

  “I must say I find it rather grotesque that you still have a sex drive at your age. Can’t you just use Internet porn? How old is this one? She must be younger because you don’t fancy women as old as you, which makes her, let me guess, late fifties, a post-war child with a name like Daphne, Wendy or Susan, a divorcée or a widow, a brunette if your track record is anything to go by. She probably considers you the older child she never had, in which case she’ll be mooning over you, wanting to cook you meals and so on, and won’t mind waiting a little longer for the pleasure of finding one of your vulgar off-the-peg suits hanging in the other side of her wardrobe.”